Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

The Babes love it so get with the programme brother

 

The gay programme, **** you, you daft southern ****.

 

Fellow booty eater..

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Man just said nikki Clark.

 

I'll move as far north as Harrogate but that's it

 

Ey up...the night shifts arrived.

Time for bed me thinks

 

Omg it's you isn't it

 

Dont leave on my account bro

 

Would never do that Sucky.

Going to Sassoon's for my head shaving in the morning so would prefer to be fresh that's all

 

Fair play mate, used to be a salon near me one day with a mate I popped in and asked how much for a back sack and crack while the gay guy was doing some posh birds hair. He didn't flinch said 80 but 60 for me cos I was cute.. From then on I'd do it every time I went past and it was great bantz, never got his name.

I still think about him

 

Should have gone for it...never try never know as they say

 

Not that confident tbh, Rice & Soucek have both looked a bit leggy lately, and we have no pace going forwards.

 

Theres just no blokes pretty enough tbh bruv.

 

Yeh know what you mean mate.

Just can't be the natural curves of the female of the species

 

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**** me that's some bet.

I reckon Peej will **** off to ja soon

 

Double post, stupid site.

Get a grip @brb

 

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There'll be no ****er left on the Everton board