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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Mrs has bought me Amstel light <laugh> ffs.

    It’s 3.0%
     
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I'd **** your missus. Not.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Dec 4, 2020
  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You been at the drinks cabinet Schlem?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Dec 4, 2020
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    No.
     
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  5. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    who had their tits removed ?

    Minxy !
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    She's after another bowl
     
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  7. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    No idea
     
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    Toonitus, Dec 4, 2020
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    They’re still in the boxes, not moved.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Dec 4, 2020
  9. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    No lol.

    Think bread
     
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  10. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    She wants your tongue up her starfish.
     
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  11. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Give her it for Xmas just for a laugh
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Yeah, sure.

    Accident and that, ok mate.
     
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    Chief, Dec 4, 2020
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  13. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    There is no match this evening.
    Gonna try and pot the brown. Wish me luck.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Tbf to her, it doesn’t say light, it just says 66 on the front.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Dec 4, 2020
  15. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    **** this ****. Yeah, just **** this ****.
    Panda **** youtube.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Good luck mate. <ok>
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Tell her you’ll make her breakfast, the thought of Cabbage, Refreshers and Gravy on Cheerios will have her flaps clapping before you can get ya fist wet.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Dec 4, 2020
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Went well then <laugh>
     
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  19. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Standard. She ****in loves it. Pisses all over me. Durty.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sounds like a keeper bro.
     
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