Jokes

[OLOF]

Brissy will be disappointed

 

[esteponawhite]

Shako you still on the meds?
Or on the ale?

 

[Makemstine Roger]

I wonder where the quote came from.

check out ann frank on the internet when the gestapo came for her the duchies that shopped her were waiting outside the house with their suitcases for their pressie of the gestapo, when the Dutch government wanted the house as a museum they offered the family a massive house near Apeldoorn with 5 acres, but that house belonged to a widow with no family who helped wounded troops during liberation when she died they gave it to them, ****ing disgusting

 

[Irishshako]

Brissy will be disappointed

true

 

[OLOF]

Shako you still on the meds?
Or on the ale?

Both

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Something to do with Dutch gin i do believe

Jenever

 

[Irishshako]

check out ann frank on the internet when the gestapo came for her the duchies that shopped her were waiting outside the house with their suitcases for their pries, when they wanted the house as a museum they offered the family a massive house near Apeldoorn with 5 acres, but that house belonged to a widow with no family who helped wounded troops during liberation, ****ing disgusting

Never knew that Makem, fecking twats.

 

[esteponawhite]

Brissy will be disappointed

Now you mention the wallies where are the rest of the pussies, mighty, tc etc?

 

[Irishshako]

Shako you still on the meds?
Or on the ale?

On the ale since Sat and meds finished yesterday thanks.

 

[Irishshako]

Now you mention the wallies where are the rest of the pussies, mighty, tc etc?

Sulking.

 

[Irishshako]

It is believed that it is then that the term Dutch courage was coined. Either because the English soldiers drank before a battle to fight the fear with Dutch gin, or because they saw the Dutch soldiers drink jenever and witnessed the bravery with which they fought after it

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Sulking.

biggest thing i missed about lads night out was the smell of the beer and the prawns

 

[Irishshako]

biggest thing i missed about lads night out was the smell of the beer and the prawns

Is prawns a metaphor Mackem because I love my ale and prawns.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

It is believed that it is then that the term Dutch courage was coined. Either because the English soldiers drank before a battle to fight the fear with Dutch gin, or because they saw the Dutch soldiers drink jenever and witnessed the bravery with which they fought after it

it was the dutch in charge of shrebrenicha under NATO safe haven when all the civilians were murdered they didn't lift a finger too chicken ****

 

[OLOF]

biggest thing i missed about lads night out was the smell of the beer and the prawns

We've a few prawn sandwich eaters on here, not bad lads, a bit far left and stupid, but we all get along

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Is prawns a metaphor Mackem because I love my ale and prawns.

yep a good muff is like a prawn sandwich only gives you dog breath in the morning.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

i can remember being stopped in my car in the Netherlands by the cops he started speaking in dutch to me i pretended i knew nowt, and said ik speek niet Nederlands ik praat Engles . he said in dutch these buitenlanders cut foreigner ****s, i looked up to the sky and said you didn't shout that when my dad dropped at Arnhem

 

[Irishshako]

yep a good muff is like a prawn sandwich only gives you dog breath in the morning.

 

[Makemstine Roger]

time for a cup of tea gagging for one back soon lads

 

[Makemstine Roger]

hallo lads hes trouble