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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    any of you lads know aldershot well, over the road to the pool and the PT academy was the barracks and up the road past 2 and 3 para barracks was ours before the road bends they put us separate as we did mines and anti personnel pull pressure and release devices, we had a ****ty officer when he went to the one toilet someone place a pressure det cord primer on a release when he stood up bang there was **** everywhere
     
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  2. Irishshako

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    <laugh> yeah that would be a very messy evening.<yikes> You up for a pint Makem in the near future...<ok>
     
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  3. OLOF

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    <laugh>
    an whole new meaning to the saying " tore him a new arsehole"
     
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    Good to see Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum have made a new friend....

    Warms the cockles of my heart it does <ok>
     
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  5. esteponawhite

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    Yes mate, apart from the pubs shutting at 6.
    Although did manage a bit of a sesh yesterday, 1 till 6 in the pub then a mates house till 10 o'clock kerfew
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    like i said i live near Cologne and have to move back home before the cut off period for my wife otherwise she looses her citizenship, but as soon as im sorted yep im up for it
     
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  7. OLOF

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    Don't you talk about Shako and Este like that you lefty twat<grr>
     
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  8. Irishshako

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Irishshako

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    Nice one Makem.<ok>
     
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  10. Irishshako

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    He must be on the champers, it's given him Dutch courage.:grin:
     
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  11. esteponawhite

    esteponawhite Well-Known Member

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    Stayed in the barracks in the early eighties, was there for a shooting competion with the cadet force.
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i go to the 9 para barracks near me at Paderborn for a few seshes free board anarl when pissed, the civil lefties are not well liked by they lads they normally ram spuds up their exhaust pipes if it doesn't come out like a rocket the engine goes bang
     
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  13. Irishshako

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    <laugh> never been to Aldershot. That's hardcore :grin:
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    not many Dutch had courage not one oss officer survived the war they were all shopped
    even Ann Frank was shopped by them and they are proud of it even have a museum for her
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    all the paras are out on the piss at a weekend , or it used to be dont know if they have move all the barracks to different parts cos there was always trouble heard they sent some to Ripon
     
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  16. Irishshako

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    I wonder where the quote came from.:huh:
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

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    i was there in the 80s but doing my PT instructors course in the barracks over the road by the drop field
     
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    Something to do with Dutch gin i do believe
     
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  19. Irishshako

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    Fair play OLOF...<ok>
     
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  20. Irishshako

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    <laugh>
     
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