Some of this has a familiar ring to it - might have heard it somewhere before
Off Topic Coronavirus
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Boris is now isolating again, after contact with some one who tested positive. Couldn't come at a worst time
Hang on a minute...we are in lockdown2. I thought we are not allowed to be in contact with anyone outside our household inside?
He "possibly got infectef" by someone outside his household bubble...
I'm not allowed to meet people outside my bubble...am I
He "possibly got infectef" by someone outside his household bubble...
I'm not allowed to meet people outside my bubble...am I
After his near death experience which definitely wasn’t exaggerated at all at an incredibly convenient time politically he should be absolutely bursting with antibodies so I’m sure it’s just a precaution.
He’ll only miss about sixteen hours of actual work and Carrie has promised to keep him pissed enough to not be able to have a swing at her so it’ll be fine. Not much going on right now anyway.
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Apparently you can Col.
So anyone want to come to mine...for breakfast obviously ..to talk about the buisness of how we are going to get our football team functioning like a well oiled machine.
So "business" can function as normal...whilst all the workers are again laid off with no money to support their families
Mind you all the big shops are open
McD, Tesco, The Range, B&Q, Dunlem, M&S, Aldi, Lidl ....etc, etc
Lockdown 2 is somewhat different
WHSmith is open, but the equivalent independent cannot......because they don’t sell sandwiches.
Maybe his isolation will be like Starmer’s and he will be okay after a test? Or maybe he is doing this as he has a busy week and all those NHS staff, the MP that tested positive and the T&T team are all lying to cover this up? Not to forget those in the labs that are in on it as well? Wow I see a conspiracy here! 
Luckily for him he is self isolating as he wouldn’t want to be accused of breaking the rules... not saying that some would have said that?
Luckily for him he is self isolating as he wouldn’t want to be accused of breaking the rules... not saying that some would have said that?
All the corner shops/newsagents are open found my way, independent or not.
Maybe his isolation will be like Starmer’s and he will be okay after a test? Or maybe he is doing this as he has a busy week and all those NHS staff, the MP that tested positive and the T&T team are all lying to cover this up? Not to forget those in the labs that are in on it as well? Wow I see a conspiracy here!
You made a massive song and dance when Starmer had to isolate about how he was running away from something.
Johnson is posing for photos indooors without masks and not socially distanced. Now he has to isolate so the useless **** deserves mocking.