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Welshie said:
Was at a petrol station today buying some shizz and a guy, indian I think, came in looking sharp in I presume his diwali stuff.

He bought ice creams and was askin the guy "do you sell ice cream in a cone?" The guy only spoke Norwegian "ka??" Which is local dialect for "what?"

So, I decided to go over and translate for my struggling immigrant bro "har du soft is i kjeks"

Thats my diwali experience of the year.
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I really hope that's a true story <ok> :grin:


EDIT.......****er, you got him a wafer <laugh>


Should be "is i en kjegle" (according to google :bandit:)
 
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Diego said:
I really hope that's a true story <ok> :grin:


EDIT.......****er, you got him a wafer <laugh>
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Its a true story <laugh>

I always translate for people, because i always wanted someone to help me when I first moved here. Its ****ing embarrassing when they dont get you.
 
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Diego said:
I really hope that's a true story <ok> :grin:


EDIT.......****er, you got him a wafer <laugh>


Should be "is i en kjegle" (according to google :bandit:)
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Hehe that is correct... kinda...

I'm not sure why people use kjekks as opposed to kjegle, but they do. I should probably ask my girlfriend why kjegle gets no love in the morning <laugh>
 
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Welshie said:
Hehe that is correct... kinda...

I'm not sure why people use kjekks as opposed to kjegle, but they do. I should probably ask my girlfriend why kjegle gets no love in the morning <laugh>
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Pretty sure there's a song about that :bandit:

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Diego said:
Pretty sure there's a song about that :bandit:

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Bro i woke her up it was bugging me

Kjegle is way too formal and weird apparently <laugh>

Shes pissed now hahaha
 
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Tune in next week to find out if the guy got ice cream in a cone.

<rofl>
 
Welshie geordie trying to translate, 'why aye man'.

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