Formation Porn

[SirBR]

0-0-10
all out attack for an early grandstand finish

You like it all up front mate!!!!!

 

[SirBR]

Could always go for Newcastle ****ing the Gunners 4-0-4-1-4-2-4-3-4-4 though as formations go the ref may something about it.

The ref was just a voyeur who liked to get involved every now and then

 

[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

Always like 4-1-2-1-2 mmmm

 

[overseasTOON]

The ref was just a voyeur who liked to get involved every now and then

It was a dogged performance...

 

[Beatski]

4-2-3-1

 

[S.Taylors theatrical handballs]

0-1-0

tiote doesnt need team mates

 

[rokkudan]

2-3-5

no messing straight on the attack from all angles, lob it up the middle to the big man and bang, who needs build up play?

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

2-3-5

no messing straight on the attack from all angles, lob it up the middle to the big man and bang, who needs build up play?

This.

 

[overseasTOON]

4-2-3-1

Solid base for forward momentum, girth in the middle and a penetrative attack.

 

[Ain't milk brilliant]

I like the idea of a good old fashioned gang bang so 11 V 11 will do. Last one standing, winner takes all!!

 

[Wein14]

I like the idea of a good old fashioned gang bang so 11 V 11 will do. Last one standing, winner takes all!!

You mean like the much loved playground game of 'Hackers Union'?

 

[SirBR]

0-1-0

tiote doesnt need team mates

You saying he is a solo man, a bit handy!!!!! Bit like a well know poster on here who loves Sky+

 

[Pardew's Magical Notepad]

0-0-0-10

Who needs keepers?

Would prefer that if we're playing with no keepers we use the 11th man up front as well!!! 0-0-0-11

 

[rokkudan]

Don't forget on the bench:

1 Kitchen Roll
2 Butt Plug
3 Mouthwash
4 Handcuff Keys (Richard Keys cheeky bro!)
5 Twin sister
6 Camera Phone
7 Fanx Tara

 

[Mod Face]

I like a big man strong man up front who can hold up balls for a young, fit lad to finish the job.

 

[Jesus Was A Geordie]

The diamond all day long, Tiote in front of the back 4, Nolan behind the front 2, Barton and Benny out wide...Works perfectly on FIFA and looks slights like the vaginas we all drew on steamed up bus windows on our way to the local leisure centre on school swimming trips!!

..............Tiote................
............./......\................
............/........\...............
Benny..(...........)..Barton...
...........\........./...............
............\......./................
.............Nolan.................

Uninformed steamy bus window fannys FTW!

 

[5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE]

As long as there are 11 Tiote's involved , it won't matter what formation we use.

 

[overseasTOON]

As long as there are 11 Tiote's involved , it won't matter what formation we use.

Surely 11 Tiote's in close proximity would rip apart the space/time continuum and destroy the universe.

 

[Agent Bruce]

I like a big man strong man up front who can hold up balls for a young, fit lad to finish the job.

You being the young fit lad MF?

 

[5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE]

Surely 11 Tiote's in close proximity would rip apart the space/time continuum and destroy the universe.

He may be an animal on and off the pitch , but I can assure you he is a very gentle lover.