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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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  2. THE EXCLUSIVE 10%

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    WARNING ...RANT , FIRST FIREWORKS NOW THIS!
    For those of you who are placing Christmas lights / decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?
    Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.
    I have to brake hard, toss my gin out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive.
    It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
    Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
     
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  3. Quill

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    Should be an arrestable offence to put any Christmas related things up before December 1st.
     
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  4. TwoWrights

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    Ours are up, those that don't like this are free to express their disdain, and get ****ed. :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  5. TIGERSCAVE

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    Aaahhhhh but did you take them down after last year, thats the question.....?
     
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  6. TwoWrights

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    Before 12th night, as ever. I've got more Christmas's behind me than I have in front, so make the most of them, and every single day. :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  7. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    What do you do with the corpse in the boot?
     
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  8. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Take it out n shag it now and again?
     
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  9. DMD

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    I used to do that until some rotten bastard split on me.
     
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  10. THE EXCLUSIVE 10%

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    Still there as
    still there...has been for months...it’s the ex wife...didn’t manage to see out lockdown...at least one of us never! But don’t tell anyone
     
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  12. Ron Burguvdy

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  14. Ron Burguvdy

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    That's flip-ent...
     
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  15. Mr Hatem

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    Those sandals are racist.
     
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  16. Bunny

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    Do you have to have you’re feet amputated to wear them
     
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  17. Ron Burguvdy

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    You could but that would be de-feetist...
     
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    From Whiteknights Yorkshire Blood Bikes

    Official release from Whiteknights Communications:

    Whiteknights Yorkshire Blood Bikes regretfully announce that whilst delivering medication to a patient in the Filey area this morning, one of our Advanced Qualified volunteer riders was involved in an incident.

    Between 8:30 and 9am this morning in foggy weather conditions, our rider John, encounted a road treacherously covered in mud. This resulted in him losing control of the FJR1300 Yamaha Blood Bike and resulted in a crash.

    John was not seriously injured and is doing well. Our thanks go to Transit Motorcycles in York who came to our assistance offering recovery of the Blood Bike.

    We would like to express a word of caution to fellow motorcyclists to take care on rural roads that have been subject to heavy agricultural use in recent days.

    In the meantime we are seeking to have the repairs completed to our Blood Bike and to John’s riding equipment.

    If you feel like you would like to make a donation in support of getting us back on the road and operational in North Yorkshire again please visit our website and click on “make a donation”. Any contribution would be hugely appreciated. Thank you.

    www.whiteknights.org.uk

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    This appears to be after exiting the roundabout

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  19. spesupersydera

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    That's lethal stuff - bad enough hitting a patch like that in your car, never mind a powerful bike. A close call for an experienced rider.
     
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  20. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    ****ing farmers I reckon. Nearly lost it near Cadwell once. Had to sit down and have a think afterwards.
     
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