I am reporting you all

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

You evil bastardo's! You have forced my best player away from this board with your bullying!

Now? We are ****ed! We are left with ****ing Spiderman, Gutierrez' right boot or something or other and ****ing sirBR as my attacking options!

You have disgraced this club and board you bunch of bullies, I am so angry right now.

If we get relegated its all your fault.

Tossers.

 

[Agent Bruce]

You're ****ing well starting to ****ing well sound like ****ing Tash now!

PS. Please don't report me.

 

[ToonSi]

Sais-tu combien de temps ta mère prend pour chier? Neuf mois!
Va te faire foutre, enculé!

(You started with the swearing in another language & that's for overlooking me like the club does Xisco!)

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

ToonSi

What are you talking about? You are my Sol Campbell!

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

Not to mention that joke was sick!

 

[Spiderman-Mask]

I resent that! I'm now considering handing in a transfer request

 

[ToonSi]

ToonSi

What are you talking about? You are my Sol Campbell!

What fat & past it and sitting on the bench?
Cheers mate, you really know how to treat your players

 

[overseasTOON]

You evil bastardo's! You have forced my best player away from this board with your bullying!

Now? We are ****ed! We are left with ****ing Spiderman, Gutierrez' right boot or something or other and ****ing sirBR as my attacking options!

You have disgraced this club and board you bunch of bullies, I am so angry right now.

If we get relegated its all your fault.

Tossers.

Attributed to Sir Alex Ferguson: Shortly after Ronaldo buggered off.

 

[Pipe4Life]

I resent that! I'm now considering handing in a transfer request

chill out son, its not like he called you insomnia on national tv for ****s sake

 

[SirBR]

You evil bastardo's! You have forced my best player away from this board with your bullying!

Now? We are ****ed! We are left with ****ing Spiderman, Gutierrez' right boot or something or other and ****ing sirBR as my attacking options!

You have disgraced this club and board you bunch of bullies, I am so angry right now.

If we get relegated its all your fault.

Tossers.

Well you told me to attack boss, ah **** I'll go sit in the corner and think about what I typed!!!!!

 

[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

Oh thanks for that real vote of confidence

 

[SirBR]

Point the finger of blame eh, didn't see you stepping in to change tactics or emphasis of where the articles were going badger!!!!

It was a collective team effort here

 

[Spiderman-Mask]

I say we walk out. Leazes will be lost without his attackers. He'll be begging for us back soon

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

Cry babies! Im the boss.

 

[SirBR]

I say we walk out. Leazes will be lost without his attackers. He'll be begging for us back soon

What hand in a transfer request and walk away from the club / board we love and would die for!!! (now where have I heard that before)

 

[overseasTOON]

What hand in a transfer request and walk away from the club / board we love and would die for!!! (now where have I heard that before)

Ian Rush told me to drink milk...

I have no idea what that Welsh pervert is on about.

 

[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

Leazes Out


Edit: And that phrase brings up my 500th post

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

I love you

 

[SirBR]

Were not feeling the love!!!!!

This may be Good Bye

 

[Vuckic's Faces]

Look on the bright side: You still have me your main playmaker, I am willing to take a pay cut to stay here