What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

apart from lacking onions in the gravy I don’t see any issue. Did you use real butter in the mash?

 

Of course I ****ing did.

There is onion in the gravy but finely chopped and cooked down.

 

Looks good mate.

I reckon @Red Hadron Collider would be all over that, you should invite him down

 

Listen, when I go for something I go for the top.

Even asked me on the paper "why do you want to cook"

"to post top meals on the food fred"

 

Looking forward to the salted whale with cabbage posts.


Just post anyway you daft git. The more **** it is, the better.

 

Dessert.

 

I thought you already worked in the restaurant trade mate?

 

Why you wearing a @Rorschach mask bro?

 

He doesn't wanna work in mcdees forever.

 

I do.

But here you need qualifications to cook, they're extremely strict, I've been trying to work on getting a position as a cook but it's essentially boiled down too "just go to school and learn it there, they'll get you a job anyway."

Now, I'm a restaurant manager, I hate face to face customer work but as a migrant what else can I do?

 

Got a Douro open.

Will have that with dinner (ham by the way, but not by me so not posting) and then won't be drinking in the week.

Been way too fond of pouring a glass, then another, during this quarantine. Got to nip it in the bud, back in work proper tomorrow.

 

Was gonna make a moussaka but I’ve just seen Sucky’s breakfast and I think that’s put me off eating, ever again.

 

Surely I'm entitled to some of the money your gonna save not eating?

Its only fair

 

I’ll send you £8 a week bro. Deal?

 

Nah bruv if that's the food budget you keep it mate take the mrs down to greggs on me

 

You said some. I’m offering you 5%

 

Im good mate stick it in comms AA fund you can tell him it's from me if you like

 

It's not a mask.

 

Don’t ask then, cockface.

 

You lowballed me bro.

Im worth way more tbh