Introduction Thread

remember all new members to post a little bit about themselves in this thread

 

What something like:

Hi Cilla,

My name is Venom. I'm a supple young lad looking for good times with naughty minxes. Once during a blackout in a thunderstorm I was sexually molested. To this day I'm not sure if it was a male or female who squeezed my baws and whispered roughly in my ear "Your gettin' the boaby tonight wee man"......

 

I had to read the beginning of that twice. I thought it said 'I supply young lads'

 

How did the frig-fest go last night Tina?

 

I got a hand job off the missus this morning

Good at the time, but as soon as you shoot your muck, it's all downhill for the rest of the day....

 

Is she on her bad week?

 

Every week is "bad week" married to that ****

 

ouch

 

No, I think that she was wanting ****ed, but I couldn't be arsed and just came, **** her

Anyway, she lets me ride her on her bad week

 

Still bitter about my Operation Tango Venom

 

Aye, I'm no going back on 606 ever again.....you've broken my spirit.

 

There u go then get your head in between this pair. Im Sarah and from the Isle of Smash

 

Is this enuff ?

 

Who gives a **** !

 

if new members want to introduce themselves they can do here , this is the thread for it

 

Bastard hbk.I started reading this whole ****ing thread, and got to page 2 before I realised it was ****ing ancient

 

Stereo I thought you said you weren't CB? Proof is clearly here buddy another account to your name proven.