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remember all new members to post a little bit about themselves in this thread

What something like:

Hi Cilla,

My name is Venom. I'm a supple young lad looking for good times with naughty minxes. Once during a blackout in a thunderstorm I was sexually molested. To this day I'm not sure if it was a male or female who squeezed my baws and whispered roughly in my ear "Your gettin' the boaby tonight wee man"......
 
I got a hand job off the missus this morning <ok>

Good at the time, but as soon as you shoot your muck, it's all downhill for the rest of the day....