The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

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And if you watch Schindler's List backwards it's about a guy who pitches up in Nazi occupied Europe and makes an absolute fortune from selling Jews to the SS.

<laugh> Reminds me of this: [video=youtube;Ey6oIEud-Zg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6oIEud-Zg[/video]
 
If you watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button backwards it's about a person who is raised from the dead as a baby gets old and dies. And it would still be sh*t.
 
If you watch Forrest Gump backwards its about a man who catches a feather in a book, sends his son to school, meets his girlfriend for the 28th time, goes on a run for the 28th time, plays ping-pong, meets the president for the 28 time, sits on a bench for the 50th time, and sails a boat.
 
If you watch Pretty Woman backwards it's about a rich guy that forces a woman to become a hooker.

Not that I've ever seen Pretty Woman....Honest.
 
If you get paid for that depth of insight with your diagnoses, it is money for old rope and I can understand why you moved to Wiltshire, you Southern fanny!

An in-depth analysis is not required for you lot. One simple diagnosis of '****ed in the head' is sufficient <ok>

And that's £150 (mates rates) from all of you please.

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