I just found this video of RHC - [video=youtube;_XDoij_DzCo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XDoij_DzCo[/video]
Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
What's the difference between KPR and Jedward? None. They're all Irish, twats and deserve a punch square in the face.
Q: What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Pepe Reina? A: Pam's only got two tits in front of her
Q: What have Man Utd and a three-pin plug got in common? A: They're both of bugger-all use in Europe.
Q: Santa Claus, the easter bunny, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures. ( I hope there's no kids reading , if they are **** OFF and get ya homework done !! )
What have David Beckham and a ferrero rochet got in common? They both come in posh boxes. How many Man United fans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, as if a Man United fan could screw in a light-bulb.
A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road, dressed in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest. "No problem Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!" The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the man. However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting ****e, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan," "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the f***er with the door!"
Luvgonzo. I heard another version of that joke and the priest said I hit the dirty bastard with the door.
