The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

[Zingy]

Sky's still in bed...

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[Red Hadron Collider]

bruce lee was definitely harder than a ninja..

As far as I know, he didn't frequent manchester chinatown

 

[Sweats]

Sky's still in bed...

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haha nice moobs

 

[BCR]

great set of baps from the big man....

 

[Sweats]

is there not a particle physics experiment you could conduct on the dust there to see if he ever did frequent said place?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

is there not a particle physics experiment you could conduct on the dust there to see if he ever did frequent said place?

You could sling his remains into the LHC. I don't think it's bother him now. I'm sure he didn't, though. Way too hard!

 

[luvgonzo]

I suppose a ninja viking would be able to rape and pilage without anyone knowing it.

 

[Sweats]

Sky's still in bed...

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I'm sure this is picture of kpr whilst ramming a statue of shankly up his arse, whilst screaming I love you shanks..

 

[BCR]

Not sure if this is a real cartoon/comic/etc , but Uhamerica gets represented!

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Edit: saw it was a comic in bottom right

 

[Sweats]

I suppose a ninja viking would be able to rape and pilage without anyone knowing it.

ha good point well made..

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

ha good point well made..

Thinking of taking some lessons, return?

 

[tunns®]

ladiies don't knock a ninja .... there's no coming back from that!



and you'll never know they're there.

 

[Sweats]

Thinking of taking some lessons, return?

lessons in what? Dont believe I require lessons in anything.. stick to science, your feeble attempts at sarcasm are ****e..

 

[luvgonzo]

Did you know that......... If you watch the movie Jaws backwards it's about a shark that throws people up until they open a beach.

 

[BCR]

Did you know that......... If you watch the movie Jaws backwards it's about a shark that throws people up until they open a beach.

Life's mysteries!

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

lessons in what? Dont believe I require lessons in anything.. stick to science, your feeble attempts at sarcasm are ****e..

Ninja viking lessons. That wasn't sarcasm. Anything that increases your success rate at rape, pillage and limb removal would have to be a plus, wouldn't it?

 

[luvgonzo]

If you watch the Shawshank Redemption backwards it's about a guy who digs himself into prison, forces himself on a group of gay gentlemen, walks out the front door and kills his wife.

 

[BCR]

If you watch the Shawshank Redemption backwards it's about a guy who digs himself into prison, forces himself on a group of gay gentlemen, walks out the front door and kills his wife.

Now that would be a f***ing classic! Morgan Freeman's dialogue would be impressive with that!

 

[Swarbs]

If you watch the Shawshank Redemption backwards it's about a guy who digs himself into prison, forces himself on a group of gay gentlemen, walks out the front door and kills his wife.

If you watch the Great Escape backwards it's about a load of guys resurrected from the dead by the Germans, who proceed to spend the next few days desperately trying to keep them our of their POW camp...

 

[Sweats]

Ninja viking lessons. That wasn't sarcasm. Anything that increases your success rate at rape, pillage and limb removal would have to be a plus, wouldn't it?

haha...

and the knob head award for today for being slow on the uptake goes to me..