I had this yesterday but cba to post it. One from the missus. Looks like ****, didn't taste much better
It's Comm by a country mile - not even close tbh. Where's that sausage based monstrosity of a stew? The one that looked like floaters in a bowl of piss, garnished with earwax and snot?
Schlem and Sweats, I've voted as worst two cooks. Chief more often than not is the best cook, plus he drinks wine with ice. Luv's ok, and his portions are improving. Ginge, makes decent pies and bread. The rest is shhite. Who the fook is Slurpz? Sucky I can't remember much about his food. Comm is the banana king.
****in horrible. She put the thinnest layer of sauce on top of a bowl of rice. Sauce to rice ratio properly ****ed up. I put a complaint in. Dawgs were happy, they got the excess rice.
I ****ing hate it when people try to plate my food and get the rice to sauce ratio all mixed up....it’s like an insult...Like they took no care or thought over it.
That’s pretty grim, but I’m sure I remember a worse one. The sausages were grey and the “sauce” was more watery than that.
Schlem and Skiddy for me. Almost put Comm in ahead of Skiddy but the fact that Skiddy does it for a living means he has to get a vote.