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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, May 28, 2020.

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Who is the worst cook on Not606?

Poll closed Jun 1, 2020.
  1. Schlem

    35.0%
  2. Chief

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Sweats

    5.0%
  4. Spurlock

    15.0%
  5. Luv

    5.0%
  6. Sucky

    20.0%
  7. SkidZ

    10.0%
  8. Other

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Comm

    45.0%
  10. Schlem’s Wife

    15.0%
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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I saw cummings and ignored the rest.
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    You ignored something I typed <yikes>
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeh had some politics **** in it so.
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    plate looks like Luvs...it’s familiar

    content doesn’t look like Luvs
     
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I had this yesterday but cba to post it. One from the missus. Looks like ****, didn't taste much better <laugh>
    IMG_20200527_184709.jpg
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    It's Comm by a country mile - not even close tbh. Where's that sausage based monstrosity of a stew? The one that looked like floaters in a bowl of piss, garnished with earwax and snot?
     
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  7. brb

    brb CR250

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    Schlem and Sweats, I've voted as worst two cooks.

    Chief more often than not is the best cook, plus he drinks wine with ice.

    Luv's ok, and his portions are improving.

    Ginge, makes decent pies and bread. The rest is shhite.

    Who the fook is Slurpz?

    Sucky I can't remember much about his food.

    Comm is the banana king.
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    SlurpZ is me...change it to spurlock...I tried but couldn’t
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    <ok>
     
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  10. brb

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    done :)
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Looks Madras in colour, but can't work out if it has potato or bloody pineapple in it?
     
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  12. Sucky

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    Boogerman with a vote for me. <laugh>

    This is deffo one I won't mind not winning<laugh>
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I need to dust down the one man slow cooker.



    I miss Bath <wah>
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Page 1 bro, it's on page 1

    Ahh fuk it here ya go
    20200211_195004.jpg
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    Looks like a Pataks jar to me
     
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  16. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    ****in horrible. She put the thinnest layer of sauce on top of a bowl of rice. Sauce to rice ratio properly ****ed up. I put a complaint in.
    Dawgs were happy, they got the excess rice.
     
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  17. Spurlock

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    I ****ing hate it when people try to plate my food and get the rice to sauce ratio all mixed up....it’s like an insult...Like they took no care or thought over it.
     
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    That’s pretty grim, but I’m sure I remember a worse one. The sausages were grey and the “sauce” was more watery than that.
     
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    If it exists I aint got it on the database I stole of @Stan when he squirmed away in the night.
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Schlem and Skiddy for me.


    Almost put Comm in ahead of Skiddy but the fact that Skiddy does it for a living means he has to get a vote.
     
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