Coronavirus

I think the transport secretary is going to get butchered by the media over Cummings, in todays briefing. I'd have made the fooking prick (cummings) stand up there himself and answer the questions.

 

Surprised they couldn’t find one of the big dogs today. There must be some important updates on the resurfacing of the A412.

 

I was thinking that this morning, when I had caught up with the news, that one of the big wicket keepers, would have been fronting the briefing today, but nah, bottled it, and left this poor sod to take the shhite.

 

The news I've been waiting for throughout this pandemic. The A68 is gonna be a dual carriageway

I'm off to Penrith, just so happens to be where my mum lives... and it's her birthday

 

They really needed a graph to tell us that less people went to work over the last 6 weeks and more went to Tescos

 

He’ll bluster and deflect, and leave the stage open for the prime bullshitters of Gove, Raab and Co to tour the TV and radio studios tomorrow trying to make out that Cummings is father of the year. There’ll be a doorstep clap arranged for him by Weds.

 

These charts are pointless now. Get on with the media questions, it's the only reason I'm watching

 

I hope the media absolutely slaughter the situation for every person that followed the guidelines.

 

They've deliberately made them dull and irrelevant. Politics at its most cynical.

Time for questions

 

Bit weird that Shapps would start the questions by saying these are chosen by an “independent” polling company and he has no ideas what questions are about to come.

 

Indeed. The pure brazenness of trying to suggest that travelling 250 miles with your family whilst you suspect you actually have the virus, to go and stay with elderly parents, was somehow within the guidelines back at the end of March when he did this, is nothing more than an insult to the intelligence of the Nation.

It just so happened it was his mother’s birthday btw, and a neighbour apparently grassed as they saw him dancing with his kid in the garden. The entire story makes a mockery of what his partner wrote in the Spectator about his condition at the time as well.

 

Fantastic question by the BBC chap there

 

I've had my fair share of arguments on here with people over this, so as you can imagine, I'm on this like a bad rash, because I aint happy about it.

 

Shapps is squirming here and digging a bigger hole for the following questions

 

He's winding me up with his responses.

 

Just throw cummings to the wolves ffs.

 

Never going to happen . Don't get me wrong , I truly wish it would , but it won't .

 

Any shred of integrity that dried up medical hag had left has just leapt into the bin, as she joins in the hapless defence of the de facto King here......

 

She’ll suck off whoever it takes for that damehood. The one they had on the other day who dared to speak out a little bit and coincidentally is already a Dame ain’t being invited back on any time soon.