Barton to Sunderland

[Agent Bruce]

Sunderland want Barton.

The Sunderland board is quite quiet and they want Barton's Tash to keep it ticking over with his high volume of articles. Should we allow him to leave or should we block all approaches for him?

 

[overseasTOON]

Return the neck high white socks from the skip of earthly delights and it's a done deal.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Return the neck high white socks from the skip of earthly delights and it's a done deal.

They're yours. First class mail tomorrow.

 

[Shola's Concrete Boots]

we could loan him with a view to buy depending on the amount of articles he writes

 

[Darth Gogledd]

Loan him out to the unwashed with a view to buy

BUT brief him to be his normal self so they don't - 6 months without him and you'd all soon realise that this forum is no fun without him.

 

[Shola's Concrete Boots]

Actually we should say no. We need more artiles to read on here!

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

I hate to say it lads, but I have just accepted an offer for Barton's Tash after my meeting with the Sunderland NOT606 Officials.

The following offer was put on the table:

Formal offer to the Newcastle United NOT606 Moderator.

We at Sunderland AFC NOT606 are formally making an offer for RIP Barton's Tash, looking to take him on a permanent deal.

Offer made: £12,000,000 with add-ons: £1,000,000 after 100 posts - £2,500,000 after 10 comments made on the Newcastle board - £4,000,000 after 200 posts and £500,000 after his first banning.

The total offer of £20,000,000 we believe will be met within 1 week of him signing.

After meeting with his agent, Agent Bruce, the Newcastle United NOT606 Moderator will receive £100,000 a week after tax for the trouble, for the next 4 years.

We sincerely hope you accept this offer.

Sunderland AFC NOT606 Officials.

After what we thought was a sensational offer, we had to accept and let him go. His agent, Agent Bruce, will inform him of our decision to let him go.

Newcastle United NOT606 Moderator.

 

[Heavy Metal Toon]

I will reject personal terms!!

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

I will reject personal terms!!

They are paying you very good money RIP. And unfortunately, we are forcing you out. Every comment of yours will be deleted until you sign for them.

 

[Sanchin0]

^ this!!!

 

[Heavy Metal Toon]

I am your top scorer
>: (

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

Yes but I am skint and want to go to the casino. Off you go.

 

[Shola's Concrete Boots]

Dont do it Rip..............Judas

 

[Heavy Metal Toon]

Yes but I am skint and want to go to the casino. Off you go.

Please.... me and ThrillerinAsprilla will link up well, you just need to give it more time. His deliveries are getting better by the minute.

 

[ThrillerinAsprilla]

Tash rotting in the reserves

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

Tash, sorry mate, the helicopter is waiting.

Enjoy.

 

[Vuckic's Faces]

Don't sell the Tash, He's priceless!

 

[I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner]

He is £20,000,000 in my back pocket you ****ing dickheads! Any problems means deleted comments! I AM BOSS!

 

[ThrillerinAsprilla]

peace sells, but whose buying....

 

[Blacker-than-Knight]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...........................................where's the protest thread at this callous disregard for the fans, we need Tash, we don't have any better target men.