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Barton to Sunderland

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Sunderland want Barton.

    The Sunderland board is quite quiet and they want Barton's Tash to keep it ticking over with his high volume of articles. Should we allow him to leave or should we block all approaches for him?
     
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  2. overseasTOON

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    Return the neck high white socks from the skip of earthly delights and it's a done deal.
     
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    overseasTOON, Feb 9, 2011
  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    They're yours. First class mail tomorrow.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 9, 2011
  4. Shola's Concrete Boots

    Shola's Concrete Boots Active Member

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    we could loan him with a view to buy depending on the amount of articles he writes
     
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    Shola's Concrete Boots, Feb 9, 2011
  5. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Loan him out to the unwashed with a view to buy

    BUT brief him to be his normal self so they don't - 6 months without him and you'd all soon realise that this forum is no fun without him.
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Feb 9, 2011
  6. Shola's Concrete Boots

    Shola's Concrete Boots Active Member

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    Actually we should say no. We need more artiles to read on here!
     
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    Shola's Concrete Boots, Feb 9, 2011
  7. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I hate to say it lads, but I have just accepted an offer for Barton's Tash after my meeting with the Sunderland NOT606 Officials.

    The following offer was put on the table:

    Formal offer to the Newcastle United NOT606 Moderator.

    We at Sunderland AFC NOT606 are formally making an offer for RIP Barton's Tash, looking to take him on a permanent deal.

    Offer made: £12,000,000 with add-ons: £1,000,000 after 100 posts - £2,500,000 after 10 comments made on the Newcastle board - £4,000,000 after 200 posts and £500,000 after his first banning.

    The total offer of £20,000,000 we believe will be met within 1 week of him signing.

    After meeting with his agent, Agent Bruce, the Newcastle United NOT606 Moderator will receive £100,000 a week after tax for the trouble, for the next 4 years.

    We sincerely hope you accept this offer.

    Sunderland AFC NOT606 Officials.

    After what we thought was a sensational offer, we had to accept and let him go. His agent, Agent Bruce, will inform him of our decision to let him go.

    Newcastle United NOT606 Moderator.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 9, 2011
  8. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    I will reject personal terms!!
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Feb 9, 2011
  9. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    They are paying you very good money RIP. And unfortunately, we are forcing you out. Every comment of yours will be deleted until you sign for them.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 9, 2011
  10. Sanchin0

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    ^ this!!!
     
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  11. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    I am your top scorer
    >: (
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Feb 9, 2011
  12. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Yes but I am skint and want to go to the casino. Off you go.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 9, 2011
  13. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    Dont do it Rip..............Judas
     
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    Shola's Concrete Boots, Feb 9, 2011
  14. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Please.... me and ThrillerinAsprilla will link up well, you just need to give it more time. His deliveries are getting better by the minute.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Feb 9, 2011
  15. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    Tash rotting in the reserves
     
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    ThrillerinAsprilla, Feb 9, 2011
  16. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Tash, sorry mate, the helicopter is waiting.

    Enjoy.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 9, 2011
  17. Vuckic's Faces

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    Don't sell the Tash, He's priceless!
     
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    Vuckic's Faces, Feb 9, 2011
  18. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    He is £20,000,000 in my back pocket you ****ing dickheads! Any problems means deleted comments! I AM BOSS!
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 9, 2011
  19. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    peace sells, but whose buying....
     
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    ThrillerinAsprilla, Feb 9, 2011
  20. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...........................................where's the protest thread at this callous disregard for the fans, we need Tash, we don't have any better target men.
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Feb 9, 2011
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