I'll light the barbecue, shall I?
Can do mate, do you need me to pop to B&Q for some charcoal?

I'll light the barbecue, shall I?

Who's marinading the steaks?
Can do mate, do you need me to pop to B&Q for some charcoal?![]()

That might be the government message but didn’t the police basically say it’s ok to drive somewhere for exercise as long as the exercise is longer than the driving?
You just said aberdude has some intelligence... bit worried for your mental state brb... lockdown getting to you?

That might be the government message but didn’t the police basically say it’s ok to drive somewhere for exercise as long as the exercise is longer than the driving?
Just read Desperate stuff from Bori
Yeah, that didn’t happen. Stalin flags ffs. Get a grip.
Honestly, the lengths Boris’ fanboys will go to to defend him, as he unravels. We’ve got 5 more ****ing years of this, and it’s only going to get more desperate.
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Sorry bruv it was Johnny M.
Back at school, Boris would be the chemistry teacher who ****ed about and burnt kids eyebrows offNicola Sturgeon is so much better than Tubby.
Back at school, Boris would be the chemistry teacher who ****ed about and burnt kids eyebrows off
Sturgeon would be the maths teacher who addressed you by last name and threw chalk erasers at you.
You’d have a lot of fun with Boris, but probably be better at maths.
I want to hear from someone who’s maths teacher wasn’t a ****.My maths teacher was a horrible nasty ****
I'm to old to remember mine !I want to hear from someone who’s maths teacher wasn’t a ****.
Even if they did, I’d call them a liar.
Back at school, Boris would be the chemistry teacher who ****ed about and burnt kids eyebrows off
Sturgeon would be the maths teacher who addressed you by last name and threw chalk erasers at you.
You’d have a lot of fun with Boris, but probably be better at maths.
I want to hear from someone who’s maths teacher wasn’t a ****.
Even if they did, I’d call them a liar.
You do realise this NHS that everyone is papping on about was a Welshman's plan? No?
A thick welsh bloke and everything.
A Welsh socialist. Had a very high opinion of Tories.