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Can do mate, do you need me to pop to B&Q for some charcoal?

 

Hilarious.

 

They've got two cocks between them, I'm sure they can sort something out.

 

No mate ... got a lot of ends left over from the 'artisan' coffee table ... we're sorted

 

Yeah, really not that hard to work out is it?

Read the guideline, digest, act accordingly.

 

Sshhh

 

I don't think it matters in Wales, they are all family anyway.

 

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Sorry bruv it was Johnny M.

 

****ing hell. I stand corrected.


What a muppet

 

Back at school, Boris would be the chemistry teacher who ****ed about and burnt kids eyebrows off
Sturgeon would be the maths teacher who addressed you by last name and threw chalk erasers at you.
You’d have a lot of fun with Boris, but probably be better at maths.

 

My maths teacher was a horrible nasty ****

 

I want to hear from someone who’s maths teacher wasn’t a ****.
Even if they did, I’d call them a liar.

 

I'm to old to remember mine !
English teacher was ace we watched TOTP every week !

 

Nah, Boris would be the art teacher that played Ziggy Stardust during lessons, and leaned over the good looking girls when examining their work.

Everyone would want to be in his class, but two months before exams when you actually needed him, he'd go missing.

 

Scarface Hartley, the utter bastard, was the one reason I passed O Level Maths. I was ****ing terrified of him, so scared that I actually did some work.

 

My maths teachers always both hated and loved me at the same time. I was a disruptive little **** half the time but I always got the highest grade which helped make them look good

 

A Welsh socialist. Had a very high opinion of Tories.

 

Not really relevant to the conversation mate.