Coronavirus

We have the cheap stuff at work and its ****e

 

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Turkey isn't in the EU.

 

Sing this instead:
Daisy, Daisy give me your tits to chew
I know you know my balls are turning blue
I can't afford a johnny
A plastic bag will do
But you'll look sweet, under a sheet
With me on top of you

 

Which is why our government turned to Turkey - to show the spanners that we don't need the EU., thus keeping the Mail reading knuckle draggers from the Farage infested ****hole towns of Britain, suitably appeased.

That's what we voted for. That's what we've become.

Viva Brexit.

 

What do you think Italy's reason was?

 

@brb what you done to my PM’s bro? Don’t make me come **** yo **** up homes... don’t be goin messin with a niggas mailbox yo. Break yoself.

 

Don’t know, don’t care. Ask me one on sport.

 

Who captains the country with the highest Corona testing rate in the world? He played for Man City.

 

How has the EU procurement done for PPE (Genuine question)

 

but neither you nor i know the spec of these as "don't meet UK standards" covers a very wide spectrum .

 

Italy was taken a lot more by surprise !

 

Well on the part that is easy to answer i.e. did we have sufficient stocks in store the answer is very poorly as they were warned in 2016 (iirc) that the latest pandemic exercise had noted that the stores were not fully stocked & some of the items were out of date .
After that it doesn't look good but difficult to say if we have been any worse than other badly hit countries at this stage.

 

Maybe, but surely that would mean that at the time a lot more PPE was available from many sources?

The Italians are also on record saying that Turkey ****ed them about by saying they hadn't received the order. It would appear Turkey were willing to accept orders from anyone but were unable to meet delivery promises.

 

Blame Boris, I will

 

Sounds like one of your better ideas, Yoda.

 

No you wont .
You will just regurgitate the usual claptrap !
You been kicked off GC ?

 

Noel Gallagher?

 

Seems somewhat analogous to a piss head deciding a donner kebab at the end of an evening will satisfy his culinary needs ... which would be a pretty fair reflection of the government's PPE strategy tbf

 

Correct.