Mon's Lockdown Logbook

Ooft! Took a schooling so resorts to not very good WUMing.

Take yer skelping like a man mate.

 

So you did. Now go have a bag of hay, ya one trick pony.

 

I've even got him using Scottish coloquialisms.

Has there ever been such a one sided victory. Not since Trafalgar I should think.

 

Why would I care were his flagship is

 

Bless, the ones you try to claim as your forebares must be so proud of their nation becoming a midden due to addled folk like you.

Independence my arse. Put your begging bowl away, and maybe the independence squeals would be listened to, until then, you're just our hilly charity place.

 

Ooft!

Ye ragin mate!

 

Och aye, o course I am if orr wullie bruin claims it.

ALDO's master race.

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DuMdeeDum has lost it. Thinks the Brits won the war of American independence because of some shìte about printing the dollar!

Printed money wasn't introduced to American currency until the 1860s. 80 years after the end of the American wars of Independence.

That showed them eh!

 

All true cock bod. It can't be helped if you've dined on propaganda in the hope it changes your actual existence.

 

Keep on digging pal. You should have just slunk out and kept what little dignity you had left.

 

Dignity? Says a guy who seems to want to be associated with mugs, in the hope it detracts people from looking at his actual existence.

You're a one trick pony ALDO, and the poor thing's lame at that.

The more you rage, the sadder it looks.

 

So printing the dollar even though it wouldn't be printed for 80 years was more important than actual independence!

You Nigels are fùcking mental.

Archie thinks Walter Raleigh was complicit in establishing the British empire even though he died 100 years before it was actually established and you fink the American dollar was printed even though it was only coinage at the time.

Crazy talk!

 

Dig dig dig!

 

Have you ever been to Pompey? Well worth a visit if you're interested in history. Bit of a ****hole town, but the historic dockyards, the Mary Rose, the Victory etc, all worth a visit. And looming above Portsmouth you can see the forts they built when they were expecting Napolean to invade.

Shame about the **** football team, obviously. @pompeymeowth to confirm.

And Greenwich. Highly recommend a visit there next time you're in London. Nice part of the world too. Shame the Cutty Sark caught fire, probably when Aldo dropped a *** in his vodka.

 

It looks like you've broken your google. I'll pop back when you've unfried your head and see if you've fixed it.

Laters.

 

Cya sucker.

 

Or he could just go to Dundee and see the ship of a real naval icon.

 

Wit can we talk about now?

 

I for one want to get back on topic and hear from my good friend Monny and what he's getting upto during lockdown.