Aww I'm sorry, I got the wrong end of the stick, I only know half of what goes on here.
really I do apologise I got you all wrong... thanks for understanding why Im a **** .
Aww I'm sorry, I got the wrong end of the stick, I only know half of what goes on here.
i did i pulled a bird , but went out and said "when I come back I'm going to **** the **** out of you" then I did
Fair enough. Did she like it? Did you see her again?
The one what?I was off my nut , so she had a rough night.. saw her a few times , but soon after that I met the one.
Why was it 'lucky' that she was alright with it then as you said in your original post? Surely if the story you've told since is true then that wouldn't be relevant as it was a certainty.
Because she obliged, but if you think about it these days you could be in trouble for smacking the lips on birds,.. its always a risky business if you get the signals wrong.
Don't smack any of their lips without permission mate. Gets you in the papers.Because she obliged, but if you think about it these days you could be in trouble for smacking the lips on birds,.. its always a risky business if you get the signals wrong.
I was off my nut , so she had a rough night.. saw her a few times , but soon after that I met the one.
ooh ooh ooh honey?the one I wanted ... the one
It's always a risky business if they're asleep and can't give consent.
ooh ooh ooh honey?
she knew I was coming back, she grabbed my cock and started sucking it when under the quilt, so im taking that as consent .
who gets into bed and says " may I have sex with you "?
You had a precautionary **** and spunked in your hair?oh yes... you seen theres something about mary ?? that kinda one.
she knew I was coming back, she grabbed my cock and started sucking it when under the quilt, so im taking that as consent .
who gets into bed and says " may I have sex with you "?
You had a safety **** and spunked in your hair?
This is a terrible story.
Are you now being Yoda?not im saying it was that kind if one.
the one
Probably nobody but doing that and fondling someone while they are asleep aren't the only two potential options.
I think this one is The Breakfast ClubSorry , but you give off all the signals of a **** shag mate