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i did i pulled a bird , but went out and said "when I come back I'm going to **** the **** out of you" then I did

Why was it 'lucky' that she was alright with it then as you said in your original post? Surely if the story you've told since is true then that wouldn't be relevant as it was a certainty.
 
Why was it 'lucky' that she was alright with it then as you said in your original post? Surely if the story you've told since is true then that wouldn't be relevant as it was a certainty.

Because she obliged, but if you think about it these days you could be in trouble for smacking the lips on birds,.. its always a risky business if you get the signals wrong.
 
Because she obliged, but if you think about it these days you could be in trouble for smacking the lips on birds,.. its always a risky business if you get the signals wrong.

It's always a risky business if they're asleep and can't give consent.
 
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Because she obliged, but if you think about it these days you could be in trouble for smacking the lips on birds,.. its always a risky business if you get the signals wrong.
Don't smack any of their lips without permission mate. Gets you in the papers.
 
she knew I was coming back, she grabbed my cock and started sucking it when under the quilt, so im taking that as consent .

who gets into bed and says " may I have sex with you "?

Probably nobody but doing that and fondling someone while they are asleep aren't the only two potential options.