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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Apr 20, 2020.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    really I do apologise I got you all wrong... thanks for understanding why Im a **** .
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Why was it 'lucky' that she was alright with it then as you said in your original post? Surely if the story you've told since is true then that wouldn't be relevant as it was a certainty.
     
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  3. Toonitus

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    I was off my nut , so she had a rough night.. saw her a few times , but soon after that I met the one.
     
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  4. Stan

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    The one what?
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    Because she obliged, but if you think about it these days you could be in trouble for smacking the lips on birds,.. its always a risky business if you get the signals wrong.
     
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    the one I wanted ... the one
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    It's always a risky business if they're asleep and can't give consent.
     
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  8. Stan

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    Don't smack any of their lips without permission mate. Gets you in the papers.
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    She must have liked you then, if you met up again. Lots of women like exciting encounters, as long as there's that underlying confidence, of knowing that the lines aren't too blurred.
     
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  10. Stan

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    ooh ooh ooh honey?
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    she knew I was coming back, she grabbed my cock and started sucking it when under the quilt, so im taking that as consent .

    who gets into bed and says " may I have sex with you "?
     
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    oh yes... you seen theres something about mary ?? that kinda one.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I can't argue with that!
     
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  14. Stan

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    You had a precautionary **** and spunked in your hair?

    This is a terrible story.
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Probably nobody but doing that and fondling someone while they are asleep aren't the only two potential options.
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    not im saying it was that kind if one.

    the one
     
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  17. Stan

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    Are you now being Yoda?
     
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  18. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Sorry , but you give off all the signals of a **** shag mate
     
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  19. Stan

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    I think this one is The Breakfast Club
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    actually it ended in a similar way for me
     
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