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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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    54.2%

  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He has Liverpool pyjamas.
     
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    Commachio, Apr 12, 2020
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    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    With a pink fluffy fake fur jacket to wear at the supermarket and imitation designer sunglasses
     
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    duggie2000, Apr 12, 2020
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  3. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Have you been in a late night ASDA in Liverpool too <yikes>
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Shame they close early..Now Astro has more prowlling hours...
     
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    Commachio, Apr 12, 2020
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    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    No only watched it being reported on the TV
     
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    The lizard queen is up early with a Christian message...... Still no room at her Inn for her devoted subjects....... Sorry she said but fook off you smelly peasant non blood drinking twats... Happy Easter
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Wake and bake for Easter
     
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    aberdude, Apr 12, 2020
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Cadbury's wobbly eggs
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 12, 2020
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Because only hard right Tories make memes.
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    hard lefters in my experience just aren't funny people
     
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    Welshie, Apr 12, 2020
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    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Can’t think of anyone too far left or right that is particularly funny. That’s why Lee Hurst had to do gigs in front of three men and a dog when he became a born-again gammon.
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Jonathan Pie has never, ever been funny to me in the slightest. Even when I was a Labour member and argued with people incessantly about voting for them; he never once made me chuckle. He just is not funny.
     
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    Welshie, Apr 12, 2020
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    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Not all, but considering how many people have died already and it takes around 21-25 days to kill someone wouldn't you say that the stuttering and terrible advice at the start of March has most definitely killed more people than necessary?
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Christ, do you lot never take a break?
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Stop it or my ribs will burst from laughter
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    What?
     
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    The official line is now to blame the people who sat quietly in the park when they should have been jogging.

    I thought this was a good thread. It won’t be for everyone and that’s ok. No one has to read it.

     
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    No blasphemy on the Lord’s special day
     
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    Stan, Apr 12, 2020
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    He won't notice this year, too busy curing Americans.
     
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    Libby, Apr 12, 2020
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