Tonight was BBQ-marinaded turkey fillets with oven-roasted courgette, red & yellow pepper and red onion in an olive oil herb coating with roasted cherry tomatoes. Followed with rhubarb crumble and custard. Luvvly jubbly...
Uber Major and Lil' Uberette are conspiring to produce fajitas tonight whist Uber Minor frets continuously about a lump that's come up on the back of his hand. It's clearly a bite suffered whilst walking Uber Canine earlier, but he's convinced its something to do with using the PlayStation all day. Given that he's seventeen, hasn't seen his girlfriend in two weeks and has been largely shut in his room all day, he should consider himself lucky not to have hairy palms as well.

You'd know...![]()
Hey, I’m just exercising my God-given right, Soops.
Tomorrow I might exercise my God-given left.![]()
