Coronavirus

I was going to take my lad for another woodland walk tomorrow when I pick him up but after discussion with @brb will teach him to hug strangers in the street instead.

 

Going to be a long weekend, think the fact I'm still working (and busy) is what's keeping me sane.

 

Yeah, it’s ****ing hard for my son right now. Laid off from work, can’t go to the gym, can’t see his mates. Fortunately he can still go for a run in Highgate Woods, so expect to see a photo of him in The Metro on Tuesday

 

I had a nice email from Natwest telling me that they are here to help, and btw the interest on my Cash ISA has been reduced to the square root of minus one.

 

Vodafone sent me an email to say that they are putting my tariff up by 2.5% as they're investing in infrastructure. Timing lads. Timing.

 

You will probably bump into Roy in there digging like **** .
I think hes halfway to the scottish borders by now

 

I’m looking forward to the four day weekend tbh. Despite being bored as hell with being stuck in doors I have had work to be doing. It’ll be nice to actually know I’ve not got to do any work as so far it’s been very difficult to separate out when is work time and when is my time whilst stuck at home the whole time. So even though work has probably kept me just about sane, I am for the first time since this started looking forward to a few days without work.

The weather is hitting 24c, I’ve got a couple of joints and FF7 remake is out at midnight tonight. Which means sunbathing whilst high and playing a game which will make me feel mega nostalgic and distract me for hours.

 

Newspaper headline

‘No end in sight’

first line says 3 more weeks isolation minimum

That’s not ‘no end in sight’

just a slow process...the impatience

stupid ****Z

 

Hopefully most of them will survive.

 

Maitlis absolutely nails the current bullshit rhetoric

 

24C over weekend, anyone fancy catching some COVID might wanna take a stroll down to the park over the coming days

I can’t see people adhering to the rules.

was driving yesterday(essential ) and saw 3 blokes huddled under an open car bonnet and their kids runnin about. So unless 3 blokes n some kids live together...I’m guessing they weren’t giving any ****s.


That’s just one example of a few I saw where it was blatant that there is no social distance responsibilities being taken

Full of ****Z this place...needs leaders like Putin, Kim Jung to sort it out

 

It would help if they could give people a date though. Would help all sorts of businesses.

Doubt they’ll dare make a serious decision until our dear leader is back on his feet though.

 

How can you have a date?

 

This is off the scale ****ishness.

The banks owe this nations big time after 2008, and yet here they are, when there’s an opportunity for them to actually put something back, profiteering from an economic disaster.

 

We probably can’t. Even just a definitive “you’re deffo all in this **** for another four weeks minimum” would be helpful.

 

**** sake.

Media not spinning this at all though, no siree.

 

Wha gwan

 

Ok Sucky I’ll give it a go

So there’s this big bad germ, nasty naughty germ and it’s being very mean to humans(wriggle fingers and make scared ‘oooooh’ noises whilst describing germ) so because of that germ....

 

Nah bun that man. Lets talk about you. Wha gwan wid you bro?

I had a blowjob this morning so feeling very chipper