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Who Cracks First?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Apr 2, 2020.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Oh nah the shiver wasnt for thinking you was creepy it was the thought of joining strangers in some david brent ****.

    My moves are legendary amongst my people
     
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  2. I reckon you'd be good at poetry, mate.

    You should give it a go.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I bet you'd slip a twenty in his g-string as well <ok>



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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I dont shake nothin for less than a pinky
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You look like Wayne Rooney ... only not quite as handsome.
     
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    Get to ****, you bullshitting bloater <laugh>
     
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  9. Sucky

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    Shut up captain blackbrow. PicsArt_04-03-06.47.07.jpg
     
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    I wouldn’t have this ^ @Suckmyklopp

    You’ve triggered him by questioning his ‘looks’ <laugh>

    Gooowaan Sucky lad.
     
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  12. O'l Gravy Leg

    O'l Gravy Leg Well-Known Member

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    I see HiaG has covered himself in honey and jumped into the bear pit, again <laugh>
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You said you’re bored of the forum yet you’re hanging around like a scruffy tag nut, just go fry your own face or something kid, bore off.
     
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    You'll not be able to trigger Dick or Dumb like that, Sucksta ... those two are real fuglies I'm guessing ... <laugh>
     
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    Just been for a walk, it's lovely out.
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  16. O'l Gravy Leg

    O'l Gravy Leg Well-Known Member

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    I asked my mate this question a long time ago, he's been in the army for 15 years now I think.
    he said it depended on the situation, and if having to fire on people would prevent a bigger tragedy, then he'd follow orders.

    He did say this would require a hollywood movie style breakdown of order though, something like an Asteroid coming to wipe us out but there is only shelter for a 50th of the population.

    police today though? I'd not doubt they would open fire on you. Their whole thing these days is about keeping themselves safe and seeing everyone else as a threat in situations.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Working with weights <laugh>

    He’s got a job in a tackle shop.
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

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    Respect to Haggy, he's no shadow dweller ... always been prepared to put himself out there <cheers>
     
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  19. O'l Gravy Leg

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    can't knock his perseverance and tbh, there are some real snidey arseholes on here, so I understand :bandit:
    No issues with angry pissed off ranty annoyed and meltdowns, but snidey pricks, I have no time for

    and they definitely know who they are

    #crackdamnyou
     
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    Only because he is an attention whore
     
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