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Boris...

  • should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    Votes: 3 12.5%

  • let the bodies stack high

    Votes: 13 54.2%

  • lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

    Votes: 8 33.3%
  • Total voters
    24
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Chief said:
My Mrs just went upstairs to have a zoom confence with some friends. Who she rarely sees.

The world has gone ****ing mad.

Good chance for me to crack a beer though. <ok>
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Facetime me family quite a bit now, we actually speak MORE now that this **** has happened.
 
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Welshie said:
Facetime me family quite a bit now, we actually speak MORE now that this **** has happened.
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I'm not a great phone caller.

Call, say my bit, say cheers and **** off, that's it. I didn't want to see anyone gurning back at me during this process.

I suppose under current circumstances I'd face call my Mum but I can't face the prospect of talking her through how to do it.
 
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Chief said:
I'm not a great phone caller.

Call, say my bit, say cheers and **** off, that's it. I didn't want to see anyone gurning back at me during this process.

I suppose under current circumstances I'd face call my Mum but I can't face the prospect of talking her through how to do it.
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We’ve had one family FaceTime conversation and it was up there with the worst fifteen minutes of my life. Whatsapp is more than enough interaction.
 
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Chief said:
I'm not a great phone caller.

Call, say my bit, say cheers and **** off, that's it. I didn't want to see anyone gurning back at me during this process.

I suppose under current circumstances I'd face call my Mum but I can't face the prospect of talking her through how to do it.
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yeah cant she just ring on her phone ?
 
1.4 trillion said:
ahh i see .. good luck stay well
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It's ok actually.

I get home and it's screen time for the kids, the work and fitness and baking and **** is all done.

I go for a run with my eldest, back home for tea and a couple of glasses of plonk. Then watch something or other on TV.

Don't have to do anything really.

Usually first to bed as I'm the only ****er getting up in the morning.
 
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Chief said:
Yes, and that's exactly what we do, every other day.

It's usually once a week but under the current climate, I'm prepared to listen to what Lelia and Maggie are up to more often.
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lol..I have the same conversations with my old dear.

'Did I tell you about Julia's experience at Sainsburys the other day ?'

'Yes mum you did'

'Well, anyway. Julia went to Sainsburys on Tuesday...or was it Wednesday ?...Oh it couldn't have been Wednesday because that's when Mike comes round to cut her grass so it must have been Tuesday. So anyway, she phoned me up to tell me about it...oh and while I think about it she also asked me to ask you to remind your brother to save that tin of apple white paint in the shed because she might want it for the spare room...So anyway she went to Sainsburys on Tuesday......'
 
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PISKIE said:
lol..I have the same conversations with my old dear.

'Did I tell you about Julia's experience at Sainsburys the other day ?'

'Yes mum you did'

'Well, anyway. Julia went to Sainsburys on Tuesday...or was it Wednesday ?...Oh it couldn't have been Wednesday because that's when Mike comes round to cut her grass so it must have been Tuesday. So anyway, she phoned me up to tell me about it...oh and while I think about it she also asked me to ask you to remind your brother to save that tin of apple white paint in the shed because she might want it for the spare room...So anyway she went to Sainsburys on Tuesday......'
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tell your mam to shut the **** up
 
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