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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I did the hand clapping thing this week. I was surprised how loud it was. I know most won't have heard it but I do hope they know how genuinely grateful we are
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Brilliant <laugh>


    Who knew Tommy Lee was that eloquent?
     
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  3. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    That's all fine and well but I was under real pressure at the orange section in Tesco today as some old bloke stood waiting 2 metres away.


    I just took the lot.
     
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  4. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Yes that was a massive surprise
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    The Motley Crue movie did sort of make me love them a bit. Now I’m developing a crush...
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 2, 2020
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    but that's your god given right.

    I was actually told off by a shop assistant here for not maintaining the social distancing, **** me this lady was taking so long to bag her items. I just went right next to her and started bagging, no time for that.
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Yeah that’s fine. Stay 2m away unless you’re in a bit of a rush. Everyone knows the rules.
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    "lady get out of my way, i have to go home and do **** all"
     
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  9. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    <laugh>

    Mate I was caught in a pincer movement at the checkout. An oap behind forcing me to the till violating the 2m of the old biddy at the counter. Then she spends an eternity sorting her purse to pay and the old bloke is slowly moving his trolley towards me. And the cashier is giving me dirts like it's my fault.
     
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  10. Tobes

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    You should have sparked him. It’d have been fully justified - self defence bro.
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    push the old bitch down and move ahead.
     
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    Welshie, Apr 2, 2020
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  12. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    No way the place was full of old folk. I think I would've been lynched tbh.
     
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  13. Chief

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    A hospital doctor lives across the street from us.

    They looked out though. Or she was hiding out of embarrassment.
     
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  14. duggie2000

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    Just think of the good it is doing everyone else
     
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  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    you should have thrown toilet paper over her house, to show you appreciate her efforts and you're taking hygiene seriously.
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    My Mrs just went upstairs to have a zoom confence with some friends. Who she rarely sees.

    The world has gone ****ing mad.

    Good chance for me to crack a beer though. <ok>
     
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    whats a zoom conference
     
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  18. Tobes

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    I bet she took wine with her.
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Probs got a bottle stashed upstairs.
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Where they all talk and can see each other on screen.

    Where have you been?
     
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