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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Dont take your phone out then they wont track you
     
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    Edelman, Apr 1, 2020
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Better still, eat the SIM card
     
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  3. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Number plate recognition.

    Don't take the car? Facial recognition <whistle>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You might find it’s already being done mate. Beacons, Alexa, Facebook, Apps that listen/record, sim tracking, text message decryption and analysis... it’s endless!
     
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  5. Willhoops

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    facial recognition you say...

     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    One of the all-time great films. Criminally underrated.
     
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  7. Edelman

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    Get out Into the countryside
     
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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    das reich m8, you did nazi it coming
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I think it parodied all sides brilliantly. Chris Morris is a genius. Think Armando Ionucci (sp) was also involved.
     
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  11. brb

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    Drones <whistle> #DerbyshireCoppers
     
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    And considering the subject matter got **** all criticism as it was done well and focused on individual characters rather than making it a race or religion thing.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Take somebody else's car and wear a balaclava :emoticon-0100-smile :bandit:
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Or a face mask <doh>
     
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Or sunglasses.
     
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  18. Archers Road

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    Or plastic tits and a wig <ok>
     
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    Christ.

     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Sounds like you've done that before? :bandit:
     
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