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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    yes
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Yeah, it was my failed attempt at being funny that got ****ed up when he edited his post - well that and probably not being that funny anyway
     
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    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    There’s about 8m people in India with COPD issues.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Mar 30, 2020
  6. armchairblue

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    Well that's another ceiling painted today<ok>...I'm graftin like a bastard.
     
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    armchairblue, Mar 30, 2020
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  7. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    @Suckmyklopp go easy mate Trump says drug users are going to be killing themselves all over the place
     
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  8. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    91474151_2734875590066668_3758967957418409984_o.jpg
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Mar 30, 2020
  9. O'l Gravy Leg

    O'l Gravy Leg Well-Known Member

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  10. O'l Gravy Leg

    O'l Gravy Leg Well-Known Member

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    I'm almost out of jobs I put off before, at this point, there's still one poxy one left to do, I'm saving it for if/when **** gets really bad <laugh>
     
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    O'l Gravy Leg, Mar 30, 2020
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  11. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    And you're drinking Fortisip <laugh>
     
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    Treble, Mar 30, 2020
  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Youre a drug user too bruv.
     
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    Sucky, Mar 30, 2020
  13. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    Bitch!......Sarf London don't snitch boy:biggrin:
     
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  14. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    once in years , so ive got my guard up..
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I was speaking to friend of mine who works in "disputes and resolutions" and has been redeployed to the DWP along with ppl from HMRC to deal with the mass applications for Universal Credit.

    600,000 in 9 days.

    Earlier today there were 66,000 waiting to apply.

    Every application is pretty much taken at face value which means no push for evidence such as payslips etc, but to cover their arse they make ppl aware that it is their responsibility to be accurate and provide the evidence, but DWP is proceeding with claims. She's fairly confident that if the situation improves with this virus, in about 6 months thousands will be investigated.
     
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  16. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    i think cows piss works
     
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  17. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    People are fcking stoopid mate. Ignorance is at the heart of ****e like this.
     
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    Treble, Mar 30, 2020
  18. Solid Air 2

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    well HMRC are part of UC but tbh the no push for evidence and we will check later has been standard policy ever since JobcentrePlus came into existence .
     
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  19. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    id rather just take my chances with the virus than drink cows urine and bathe in cow dung... mental
     
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    You drink right? So you’re a drug user.
     
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