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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Prince Knut

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    Hmm. :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  2. haslam

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    Trying to drop the pseudo?
     
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  3. Prince Knut

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    Never. :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  4. Treble

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    As two of us were walking up the road, a couple were walking towards us on the same side. From about 100 yards we clocked each other and thoughts of social distancing must've come to mind because they rather kindly moved in to someone's gate and waited. Trouble was they did that 100 yards away! And waited. It took a while but when we eventually passed them we said thank you. Very weird, just a couple of weeks ago we would've just passed by without thinking.
     
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    Same here, everyone says hello and how are you even people in their gardens but keep a very safe distance
     
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    Went out to the corner shop earlier for milk and on the way back saw an old fella walking down the pavement on my side. I started walking on the road but it still makes me feel weird and impolite in a way as if I am avoiding people. As we passed each other he said thank you, but I'm not sure I'll ever get used to it.
     
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  8. Treble

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    I think that's it. That's why you have to compensate with thank you or good evening or hi... which translated means "I'm not really a ****" <laugh>
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Or in my case, "Yes I'm a ****, but I'm usually a polite ****"
     
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    <laugh> well there is that
     
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    The pesky dogs haven't been told about social distancing though. My lab has thousands of mates he's built up in his nine years, and even every new dog he wants to meet. When on his lead he nearly chokes himself to death to get to a mate, but off his lead on the ings he'll run (or hobble, as he's getting older) hundreds of yards when he sees his mates. Has anyone been in the tangled leads situation yet when still trying to keep 2m's away?
     
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  14. Treble

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    I've never had a dog so don't know about this, but I'd be tempted to stand back and just leave them to it. I'm guessing though that's not a great strategy.
     
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    Not when your mental dogs are pissing off someone and won’t come back to you when you call them.
     
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    He doesn’t do detail.
     
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    The science advisor's face said what his mouth couldn't - "Boris, you're a daft twat"
     
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    That's just 12 days.
     
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    So gay, i just walk down the road coughing and every **** can move if they want.
     
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