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'The English Game' airs on Netflix tonight. As much football as we're going to see for a few weeks...
 
DMD said:
My wife banged on the toilet door & said "Hurry up I need a ****"

"**** off," I shouted "I'm trying to have a **** in here"

"So that's more important than diarrhoea" she screamed.

I yelled through the door " I'm just about to come for **** sake, just wait a few moments will you"

What an impatient, big mouthed gobshite she is.

God knows what everyone on the plane must have thought.
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You almost trumped Billy Connolly there DMD... starts @ around 7:55 <laugh>

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Ernie Shackleton said:
Call me biased.

Call me wrong.

Call me a perv.

Call me nostalgic.


Call me anything you really ****ing want to. I really don't care.


But I assert that no one, absolutely no one, has ever looked better in a pair of jeans than Kirsty did in 1981.


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Hmmm...I'll raise you one Shania Twain:

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