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I concur, it's all about the genes, the breeding and the genes.
Tbph though, being incredibly handsome and debonair can be more of a curse than a gift sometimes.


Yeah, I’m glad I’m now a fat decrepit bald **** really. It’s much easier this way. Was getting tired of fighting the birds off with a ****ty stick every day.
 
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Every now and then I will glance in a shop window, or look up at a CCTV camera in a shop, and think "Who's that fat old ****? Oh, it's me".

I was on Motd the other week, the camera zoomed in the crowd at the Saints vs Villa game, and there I was, looking pretty cool I thought, but **** me, a long way from the devastatingly handsome young buck I used to be.
 
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Just watched Midway on DVD. Fantastic action scenes. 7/10.

I'm being hassled about the garden. The missus wants me to tend to the flowerbeds and borders, but I just want to roll some smokes and watch Minder.

At this rate I may have to run away to my caravan in Suffolk.