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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 18, 2020.

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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Toby revealing his own, previously unsuspected Glaswegian roots?
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 21, 2020
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'm too handsome to be Scottish <cool>
     
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    Toby, Mar 21, 2020
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Wait til the booze and drugs catch up with you <ok>
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 21, 2020
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Happened a long time ago mate, was just incredibly handsome before <ok>
     
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    Toby, Mar 21, 2020
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I concur, it's all about the genes, the breeding and the genes.
    Tbph though, being incredibly handsome and debonair can be more of a curse than a gift sometimes.
     
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    rogueleader, Mar 21, 2020
  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yeah, I’m glad I’m now a fat decrepit bald **** really. It’s much easier this way. Was getting tired of fighting the birds off with a ****ty stick every day.
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 21, 2020
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Once a sauve gringo always a sauve gringo Mon Ami
     
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    rogueleader, Mar 21, 2020
  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I look about 10 years younger than my age, wasn't great when I was 18 trying to get served in pubs but quite happy with that now.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Mar 21, 2020
  9. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^

    makes it easier to lurk around schools.
     
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    If in doubt, Mar 21, 2020
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Every now and then I will glance in a shop window, or look up at a CCTV camera in a shop, and think "Who's that fat old ****? Oh, it's me".

    I was on Motd the other week, the camera zoomed in the crowd at the Saints vs Villa game, and there I was, looking pretty cool I thought, but **** me, a long way from the devastatingly handsome young buck I used to be.
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 21, 2020
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Or in :bandit:
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Mar 21, 2020
  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Aye stone ya bam
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 21, 2020
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Bit disappointed by the lack of updates tbph.
     
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    Toby, Mar 22, 2020
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  14. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Black Caviar, Mar 22, 2020
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    Hope Patience is having a day off for Mother's day. I wished her well BTW
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 22, 2020
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It isn't Mothers' Day over here, so no.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 22, 2020
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  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I don't think O'Toon has grasped the global smorgasbord that constitutes this award winning site my good proddie mate.

    FTP etc.
     
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    rogueleader, Mar 22, 2020
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Update troops. Oh the joys.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 22, 2020
  19. Ponders Revisited

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    Just watched Midway on DVD. Fantastic action scenes. 7/10.

    I'm being hassled about the garden. The missus wants me to tend to the flowerbeds and borders, but I just want to roll some smokes and watch Minder.

    At this rate I may have to run away to my caravan in Suffolk.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Mar 22, 2020
  20. Fabulous Fabio

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    Another fortnight in lockdown with the wife and weans.

    Upcoming title change to Mon’s Breakdown Logbook.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 22, 2020
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