Coronavirus

Is that code for knocking one out to visions of old sisu

 

Flouncing is for pussies.

You’ll never catch me doing that.

Ever.

 

I do indeed.

and I guess me using a sock for camouflage would be akin to something like this

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Was in Sainsbury's Muswell Hill this morning. The shelves weren't completely empty by any means, better than they were on Wednesday. A recorded message over the tannoy was saying "We are restricting all customers to no more than two of any item", and that "We are receiving deliveries every day.

Absolutely **** all in the Food Bank bins I'm afraid, but I'm hoping that's because they have just collected this morning.

My dad went up to Lidl's in Southampton at 8.00 am, on the understanding that their first hour of was opening for OAPs only. It was full of ordinary punters, but they had most items, and weren't permitting bulk buying.

Conclusion - we'll all have enough food, but it will be a lot easier for everyone if people stop being ****s. And please, if you're buying tinned stuff from the Supermarket and they have a food bank bin, donate a tin of beans, a bag or rice, or some pasta.

 

Remember when you thought California wasn’t in Nevada.

 

I missed you too bro

 

My missus has been booking Ocado slots since this all kicked off a couple of weeks ago. They went from a few days to deliver, to a week and now our next delivery is around 3rd April. She booked that over a week ago and it was the earliest available. I ordered some meat from Donald Russell for my mum yesterday. They usually deliver within 2-3 days but the earliest delivery slot available was 31st March. It's only going to get worse.

 

I remember I used to see many loony doom prepper ads years ago, those guys are going to go balls out now after this

 

Some people with health conditions are being told to stay home those who don't are now having a hissy.

 

It's down to each of us to follow the advice of the government (yeah, I know) and public health professionals as much as we can, make responsible decisions, and in the final analysis do what we each think best.

No one should be judging other people for doing what they believe to be the right thing in their individual circumstances. If you think anyone is judging you, **** em I say.

That's my opinion anyway.

Oh and btw - Liverpool

 

Not Ocado as well

First World problems

 

That reminds me....must be time for tweet of the day.

 

While the stock market melts, their share price is dancing.

 

Managed to get some Felipo Berrio extra virgin olive oil this morning. Phew

 

Why are you laughing at Liverpool?

 

Told the other half to not go out panic buying. She totally ignored me, came home to find Andy Carroll sitting in a cupboard

 

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