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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. brb

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    You need to raise it with your MP mate.
     
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  2. Tobes

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    As I understand it, the cheeky ****s are getting the interest on the 3 month mortgage holiday paid by the Govt.

    So what you got, was likely a result of piss poor briefing of their call centre staff......or the call handler just thought you were a **** <whistle>
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    I'll be speaking to the Queen about this tomorrow mate.
     
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  4. brb

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    What the hell needs doing for 600 notes?
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Possibly both.
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I have the same problem when I'm pissed. My bank account says "empty" but I misread it as "Use up all your savings, whats the worst than can happen?"
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Entire front brakes, so calipers, discs, pads. Couple of suspension parts, rear wheel bearings, couple of other bits and pieces.
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Please don't ever play a mafia game with Tobes if you think this is him being prickly.........
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    You're a ghost, the **** can he do to you?
     
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  10. Tobes

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    Thanks for your valued feedback, it’s of great value to the forum admin team.

    Rest assured that your comments will be taken on board.






    P.S. You’re banned <laugh>
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Struck down by the justice system again :steam::steam::steam:
     
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  12. brb

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    ffs, what's your mrs been doing, driving through pot holes <laugh>
     
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  13. Tobes

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    Let’s his wife and kids drive round in a shed ^^^^^
     
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    Yes, I think she aims for them.

    The phone call with my mechanic earlier reminded me of that scene in Ghostbusters when they buy the old Ambulance and he reels off all the things that are wrong with it <laugh>
     
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    ****ing thing sailed through the MOT last time.
     
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    What is it?
     
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    Nothing fancy. 08 plate Renault Clio
     
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  18. Tobes

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    Set fire to it and pay the excess.
     
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    We did that once with my mate's old Suzuki SJ410

    Well, we pushed it into a lake anyway <laugh>
     
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  20. Welshie

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    Wimbledon players did that to someone in the squad who wanted a bonus, he had 3rd party fire and theft, so they set it alight for his bonus. Least that's what they said.
     
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