Off Topic Coronavirus and Quarantine

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A good thing about the virus, it’s dropped folk beelin about Brexit and Thunberg flying round the globe tree hugging.
 
Breaking news:
Shopping purchase limits are now in place due to Coronavirus panic buying :
ASDA: 2 hand sanitisers and 4 pack of toilet rolls.
TESCO: 1 hand sanitiser, 4 pack of toilet rolls.
SAINSBURY’S: 1 hand sanitiser 6 pack of toilet rolls.
LIDL: 1 trolley jack, 1 child’s drum kit, 1 nasal trimmer, 3 two-man kayaks and a radiator bleeding key.
 
It’s quite possible Mackems may not get promoted this season if the league doesn’t restart. Even Mother Nature hates the Mackems <laugh>
God's Judgement!! ?

And it came to pass that on the fifth day the Almighty looked down upon the lowly people of Mackem and felt revulsion and joy of equal measure. He spoke this..
"" Mackems you believe your punishment is drawing to end and that you will rise up from the purgotry of the Turd Division. Sorry boys, this is way too funny to stop now. You can have another year. Anyway I've just subscribed to Netflix to watch your shower of ****e team's documentary. Now **** off!!"