Booking 32 seats on one flight to accommodate your fat arse does not equal 32 flights mate.
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Booking 32 seats on one flight to accommodate your fat arse does not equal 32 flights mate.
a flight is a small paddle with 1/3 of a pint x3 on of real ale mate. Didn’t you know?
A good thing about the virus, it’s dropped folk beelin about Brexit and Thunberg flying round the globe tree hugging.
It’s quite possible Mackems may not get promoted this season if the league doesn’t restart. Even Mother Nature hates the Mackems 
Breaking news:
Shopping purchase limits are now in place due to Coronavirus panic buying :
ASDA: 2 hand sanitisers and 4 pack of toilet rolls.
TESCO: 1 hand sanitiser, 4 pack of toilet rolls.
SAINSBURY’S: 1 hand sanitiser 6 pack of toilet rolls.
LIDL: 1 trolley jack, 1 child’s drum kit, 1 nasal trimmer, 3 two-man kayaks and a radiator bleeding key.
Shopping purchase limits are now in place due to Coronavirus panic buying :
ASDA: 2 hand sanitisers and 4 pack of toilet rolls.
TESCO: 1 hand sanitiser, 4 pack of toilet rolls.
SAINSBURY’S: 1 hand sanitiser 6 pack of toilet rolls.
LIDL: 1 trolley jack, 1 child’s drum kit, 1 nasal trimmer, 3 two-man kayaks and a radiator bleeding key.
God's Judgement!! ?It’s quite possible Mackems may not get promoted this season if the league doesn’t restart. Even Mother Nature hates the Mackems
And it came to pass that on the fifth day the Almighty looked down upon the lowly people of Mackem and felt revulsion and joy of equal measure. He spoke this..
"" Mackems you believe your punishment is drawing to end and that you will rise up from the purgotry of the Turd Division. Sorry boys, this is way too funny to stop now. You can have another year. Anyway I've just subscribed to Netflix to watch your shower of ****e team's documentary. Now **** off!!"
Really? Anyone counted the number of posts on the “Saudi takeover” thread? Plus it will be back prior to every transfer window.
Classical response from a balcony in Florence... this got me big time.. you’re crying... I’m not..
humanity at its best...
humanity at its best...
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They didn't.
More likely have been the USA.
For a laugh google Piers Corbyn and his views on the subject
Well when everyone thought that was the end for the Labour party, up stands Boris and the corona virus
fear not, Corbyn is still in charge to throw away the advantage again.
I see DPP is now writing to the BBC. He’s really getting desperate now.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-51643556
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-51643556
****ing close the schools!I see DPP is now writing to the BBC. He’s really getting desperate now.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-51643556
In all seriousness though
Close the ****ing schools!
Schools the ****ing close
****ing the schools close
The close school ****ing
How many other ways can I say it?
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