Coronavirus

Yep it's bullshit. This episode has shown that it only takes a proportion of selfish twats to **** it up for everybody.

One thing that has stuck out for me so far in all of this though, is that with all of the advice and edicts coming from govt, why have they not instructed supermarkets to limit the amount of stock to shoppers ? No **** needs 300 bog rolls and the Supermarkets shouldn't be selling that much to them in the first place.

 

My Bro: You got any masks yet? What masks are you getting!?

Me: Hmmmmm....no and I dunno them things you see builders wear or maybe nurses wear....?

My Bro: You might aswell use a fkin handkerchief

Me: You got Nazi approved ones mvfkr?

My Bro: This isn’t a laughing matter

Me: ok anyway...Pool might not win the league

Both:

 

People need to get this **** into perspective. Whilst this pandemic might kill 10s of thousands, let's not forget Liverpool probs won't win the league

 

John Travolta was thought to have the virus but it turned out to be a misdiagnosis. It was just a Saturday night fever and doctor's have now confirmed that he's staying alive. They were initially concerned because he had chills that were multiplying.

 

better wake up

Coz I need a spliff

and my heart is set on 2

 

Excellent young man ... have to admit that mine was plagiarised - my Missus saw it on th'Internet thing

 

Government tells @Tobes to stay indoors for 4 months

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I'm off to Sainsbury's shortly ...

 

With me it was a case of might aswell learn Olivia Newton Johns lines since I’m always ****ing to her

 

When we go on lockdown...the streets of England are going to be filled with renditions of

‘My milkshake brings all the boys to yard’

 

Milkshakes will be looted as will everything else.

 

Ventilators required from any manufacturer, no number is to high, the government will buy them.

Future action plan that over 70's to self isolate for 4 months.

 

Makes sense. I also read the main man at Rolls Royce hasn’t been contacted about this so not sure which businesses actually have been.

 

Hancock did an interview on Sky. Think he was off to play tennis after that.

 

Anyone purchased face masks yet?

Been reading into them, different types and having done some basic reading on them it seems that some are useless for what we need whilst others are of some help, possibly, against an airborne virus

Don’t want to draw up a list as if I know what I’m talking about

 

so a healthy 70 year old can isolate , but an unhealthy 66 year old can die...

ultimately they're still doing nothing .. 70 year olds are pretty isolated anyway

 

This is nothing new but I’m not sure the bloke knows what day it is. Compare that to the Korean lady on the box earlier.

 

Probably sensible if an unhealthy 66-year-old isolates too. My dad is 59 but I’d consider him as high-risk as most 70-year-olds.

 

I've not bought one. Not sure if I have any in my tool box, not looked tbph. I had some when laying boards/insulation in the loft space many years ago.