Coronavirus

1000s in London via the underground

 

Sucky is having the week from hell.

Thoughts and prayers.

 

You've been a busy boy!

 

@Suckmyklopp where the fook are you! This is not a right time to disappear

 

I've been busy coughing on loo roll packs

 

I call that natural selection

 

It must be time to suspend and then cancel the season entirely
And some provision must to made by the top tier to help the rest of the pyramid survive
Or else we could end up with just 20 teams playing each other endlessly with nothing to win or lose
Football would be dead within 10 or even 5 years

 

You can add some zeros...

Just think of the door handles, the pub counters, the seats/hand bars in the tube/deliveroo drivers/etc...

No way you can avoid it unless you've been hiding at home for 2 months. I was super ill with fever and a super rough cough 10 days before xmas, knocked me out for a week. Reckon I had it then.

 

I reckon he got really stoned, she sent him to the shops to get the latest edition of Hello and it triggered his tag. He’s now applying nivea to his ring while Outhouse Dave recuperates.

Just a guess.

 

Does that include you?

 

10,000

I don’t know how they could know this but that’s the current estimate

 

@astro to confirm

 

Yeah there's likely thousands who have had it and got over it without even realising.

 

Just in case his phone has been confiscated as potential evidence by the Po Po, he’s defo been dealing lads, just check out his photos

 

This analysis explains it.
https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

We have a good idea of the death rate and at the current phase of spread you can multiply the number of deaths by 800.

 

Have the police given a description of the people that nicked Tels car.....just a thought

 

In hear there will be a points deduction for refusing to walk alone

 

Did you go to the game on Tuesday?

 

Apparently it survives for up to 48h on metal surfaces. If an infected person touched anything they will pass it on to dozens/hundreds/etc of people. The tube is still rammed at rush hour, one person could infect so many people...

They're testing a tiny amount of people. Just wait until it hits care homes/hospitals/bingo halls/Scotland.

 

Not this time, I've been off work with a bad cough.