Coronavirus

Christmas Eve all over again!

 

Well I'm off shopping, anything I should get?

 

Pasta has a good shelf life

 

I suggested we buy a cow and some chickens, she didn't find it funny. It's a serious thing.

 

20,000 cans of craft beer?

 

"what are you saying on that stupid ****ing football site?"

"That you're an idiot."

"**** off!"

 

I think rice has a good shelf life to, and most canned stuff will be a minimum of 12 months.

 

I could review then while in isolation.

 

Beer not such a good shelf life

 

it always is mate

 

Light the candle Luv. Go on, go on, do it!

 

You need to act fast bruv ... phone NHS 111 and tell them that Mrs Luv has just got back from Milan and is coughing a bit ... don't react to the sound of sirens or she'll be on to you before they can grab her

 

Suggested buying seeds to grow our own food. The look!

 

Snickers aren't essential. My bad.

 

Very essential when food resources are scarce.

 

Working in London ... seems to be less people on the train day by day .. and more and more looking like Budget rate nasties from the Halloween franchise

 

A lot of office based London workers, can do their work from home. Some companies within the wake of this virus are probably starting to issue their employee's with laptops, and most Friday home workers already have them.

 

We have all been told to take pur laptops home with is every night now ...

 

Makes sense, some office workers will need to at least try them at home in preparation, even if just to make sure they can sign in and any code requests are functioning. No good suddenly realising you need an IT guy once stuck at home.