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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Sucky

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  2. Stan

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    I do now. Haven’t lived in Manchester for over 20 years. Got trapped down here by work/missus.
     
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  3. Sucky

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    Welcome to the plastic club bruv.

    You can put your coat over there, help yourself to sandwiches and smoke outside please thanks
     
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  4. Stan

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    People are allowed to move without being in the back of a prison van topknot.
     
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  5. Sucky

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    Thats some drive up to old trafford every other weekend mate, #Respect
     
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  6. Stan

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    WTF?
     
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    whats the average size of a black penis?
     
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  8. Sucky

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    I assumed you went to utd games mate?

    Be a bit embarrassing for you if after waving your "plastics" flag about you didnt actually live near the ground or attend matches<laugh>
     
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  9. Sucky

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    About a mouth full.
     
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    Yeah, it’s the same thing as you and your fella! <laugh>

    Good one Godber.
     
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    ok
     
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  12. Very bad form.
     
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  13. Sucky

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    Sorry stan i never meant to show you up mate.
     
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    A bit cringe innit <laugh>
     
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    Busy mate ... so no worries <cheers>
     
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  16. Sucky

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    No Offence mate but there wont be anyone over 40 there so youd just be bored.
     
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    No mate .... I'd be engaging all the women there whilst you'd be having a comparing cocks contest ... and coming up short <cheers>
     
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    What’s up mate?

    Just found out your new Mrs last fella was black?

    Never mind.....
     
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  19. Sucky

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    Dont be silly half the girls there wont know their dads never mind their grandparents
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    Not at the start of the evening perhaps... but by the end I'd have a load of telephone numbers whilst you'd just have a tape measure and tears <cheers>
     
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