Welcome to the plastic club bruv. You can put your coat over there, help yourself to sandwiches and smoke outside please thanks
I assumed you went to utd games mate? Be a bit embarrassing for you if after waving your "plastics" flag about you didnt actually live near the ground or attend matches
No mate .... I'd be engaging all the women there whilst you'd be having a comparing cocks contest ... and coming up short
Not at the start of the evening perhaps... but by the end I'd have a load of telephone numbers whilst you'd just have a tape measure and tears