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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    See, like I said. You're a piece of scum. <laugh>

    Had you pegged first time you ever commented on a post. You're a loser man.
     
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  2. astro

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    And if they do test you they send you a bill for $3k
     
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  3. aberdude

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    That's an opinion and your entitled to it........it doesn't mean anything to myself though I've lots of hot air blown at me by some of the mugs on this forum and it's water off a ducks back.

    Still think your dad should have had a **** :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  4. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Land of the free.......home of the insane
     
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  5. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    It's not.
     
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  6. Bodinki

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    We established that on this forum a while back.
    Some ****ing rancid ****s were even defending their actions in not washing their hands <laugh>
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Cleaning your hands before touching your cock would actually be better hygiene-wise <ok>
     
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  8. Bodinki

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    Why can you only do one? <laugh>
    Surely both is best
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I never said you shouldn't wash after. Just that it makes sense to wash your hands before you touch your cock <ok>
     
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    You probably have your hand stuck permanently up your arse.So probably a good idea in your case.
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ROFLMAO
     
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  12. Bodinki

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    I am trying to remember who was the biggest advocate of not washing their hands after going to the toilet, I am sure it was a United fan but I cannot remember if it was Stan, Chief or Treble.
    It was one of them.
     
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  13. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    You should actually have your cock professionally sterilised if you'd ever put it in my ex missus, even with a condom. And that johnny should be incinerated and then put in the same protective sarcophagus as Chernobyl.

    But it was 20 years ago - I'm not still bitter. :frown:
     
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  14. Bodinki

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    Found it, it was Chief.

    **** me that debate was nearly 4 years ago! Christ! time flies
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    They're all at it work with their hand gel, "I'm scared of the coronapop virus!" ****ers.
     
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  16. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/coronavirus-two-strains-killer-virus-21629522

    Good and bad news here: it was expected to mutate, but not yet; and the use of anti-Aids drugs has been suggested for a few weeks, given it's molecular similarity. If there is an off-the-shelf treatment that can treat, if not cure the virus until a vaccine comes along in a year to eighteen months, then while some vulnerable people will die, unfortunately, we can avoid daubing front doors with crosses and a 'bring out your dead' scenario the doomsters were wishing for.
     
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  17. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    I pity people who have to work with cash. It should have a ****ing big sign on the notes and coins saying 'Now wash your hands', never mind going for a ****e.
     
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  18. brb

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    Which is the reason, that some restaurants/cafes have the custom/etiquette of sending the bill on a small plate. You place your card or cash on the plate, the waiter then carries the plate to the cashier. Hence food handlers/servers and cash handlers are then two different people.
     
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  19. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Er, there's still someone handling cash there though (and plastic)?
     
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    30 odd more confirmed cases in the UK

    #RIP
     
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