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Off Topic Sales people - like Luv

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    All cumts @luvgonzo

    But which are the worst?

    All trying to get you a deal, whilst ****ing you over.

    Car. Internet, Insurance, health, etc.

    Who are the biggest ****s that try to **** you over to make a living?


    ****. Imagine sitting on a phone for a living,,,Just give me a rope or a gun now.
     
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    Jeez **** knows !
    Car sales are full of **** !
     
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  3. Diego

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    Telephone sales are definitely the worst <ok>
     
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  4. Diego

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    Yeah but most of the time you go to them.
     
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    True .
     
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  6. Commachio

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    <laugh><laugh>

    just popped in for the night, to bang a 20 pager<laugh>

    I went car shopping today..I know what i want.

    One, great great car..Pokey garage..

    The other....Much better car, way priced..

    Both tried the patter...But in both cases cases, 'ta daft ****, iv'e seen better'

    Sometimes i just like to piss them off.
     
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  7. Treble

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    Estate Agents by a long distance <ok>
     
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  8. Commachio

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    They are ropey, but more ropey than others?


    Any **** who sellls is a ****, it's cut and thrust sitting at your desk and phone..







    ****, i;d rather die.
     
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    Ropey is an understatement.

    Car salesman are bad but it's the scale of the fckwittery with estate agents that puts them way ahead. Before the sale, during the sale and after the sale, the amount of underhand tactics they use is awful. The Scottish system is marginally better - at least once a sale is agreed it's less likely you'll get fcked over.
     
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  10. Commachio

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    I once put a house on the market...Cumts took abou 3 pics..
    1st person came....Boughr it...

    Surrey ****......


    ****er had made 2k for next to nowt.....Hope he gets Coronavirus...the ****.
     
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  11. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Sounds like he did a great job - would you rather it had taken several months so he earned his money?
     
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  12. Commachio

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    No..Right time.right place....nothing more,,,

    ****s.


    anyway, how do you find it typing with a coronavirus mask, or is your maid doing it?
     
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  13. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    We only have 3 cases here and we are blaming it all on one Japanese guy.

    Surgical masks (or disposable hijabs as they call them here) have been sold out everywhere for weeks.
     
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    Jihadi flu?
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Anyway back to tele-sales people I don't want to appear Stan-level stalkerish but isn't that what @luvgonzo does for a living?

    He strikes me as the sort of guy who you could have a really good chat with, about all sorts of ****, and then end up buying one of those ****ty razors that he conned @Skylarker or @Spurlock into buying.

    Its a lot worse here as noone follows any data privacy laws so Credit Card Companies sell your contact data to marketing agencies. They even have guys who go round conferences and exhibitions collecting business cards so that they can add you to mailing lists. When they call I always ask them in fluent Indonesian if they speak English and when they say no, respond, again in fluent Indonesian, that I don't speak Indonesian, and they never call again.

    In my job I have to sell things to people but its mostly things that they know they want so its not too difficult.
     
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    Its interesting in the mosque on a Friday as we are being told by the medical authorities to "maintain social distancing" but during prayers we are meant to get as close as possible, touching the person next to us "to not leave any gaps for the devil".

    Hopefully the guys either side of me don't mind being sprayed with sanitiser first.
     
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  18. Commachio

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    Touchy, feel Sounds like a ****s clubs, ya cock swinging horse punching ****ta.

    Out of interest..how does a big fat geordie dog shagger, become a muso and renounce the faith he was born with?
     
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    No one is born with a faith. Its usually forced upon them by parents.
     
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  20. gooner4ever

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    welcome back Comm, where you been
     
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