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Stockholm Tiger said:
I was given some Coconut moisturiser for Christmas and I've been using it now morning and night for 2 months. To be honest though i can't see any difference at all....
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The coconut will be wet on the inside.
 
Chazz Rheinhold said:
Jesus Christ is there no depravity you won’t try
ladyboys, goats now a coconut!! get help ffs
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Is boffing a coconut actually depraved?

I don't think that it's illegal.


Anyway how would you go about it?


Drill a hole I guess.


I usually access them by belting them with a mallet.

Not in a sexual way, mind.

Just 'cos they're notoriously difficult buggers to open.



You could cut them in half and do the horsey, horsey, clip-clop noise I suppose.


If you were relaxing in a gentlemanly manner whilst doing that, then I guess that could be perceived as being a bit depraved.



As you were.
 
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I dig
You dig
He digs
She digs
It digs
We dig
You dig
They dig

It’s a terrible poem. But it’s very deep.
 
Ernie Shackleton said:
Is boffing a coconut actually depraved?

I don't think that it's illegal.


Anyway how would you go about it?


Drill a hole I guess.


I usually access them by belting them with a mallet.

Not in a sexual way, mind.

Just 'cos they're notoriously difficult buggers to open.



You could cut them in half and do the horsey, horsey, clip-clop noise I suppose.


If you were relaxing in a gentlemanly manner whilst doing that, then I guess that could be perceived as being a bit depraved.



As you were.
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Bought myself a Kit Kat when I was at the shops.

Assembly seems pretty straightforward, just need to work out how to get the whiskers and tail to stay on.
 
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